Inside my Brain

Cherry Coke Zero Shortage

Cherry Coke Zero Shortage

There is a Cherry Coke Zero shortage and I am very despondent about it.  You see I am an addict.  Ever since the introduction of this delicious elixir, there has...
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"Vacation" Episodes

"Vacation" Episodes

Normally, I adore "vacation" episodes of TV. The regular characters are out of their boxes and exploring the world just like a normie would. You know, like me! I especially enjoyed when...
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Newsletters + Daily Poems for No Reason

Newsletters + Daily Poems for No Reason

Now, part of what I do for other people is writing weekly newsletters and blogs.  To say I have experience in this is an understatement. Before I even owned a computer,...
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"What did you get for Christmas?" + Mealtime Pressure

"What did you get for Christmas?" + Mealtime Pressure

"What did you get for _____?" I hate it. Why does it have to be about the stuff gotten? I used to buy into all of it, too.  Literally.  What...
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Christmas TV Episodes + Brain Thoughts

Christmas TV Episodes + Brain Thoughts

Yesterday, as promised, I did nothing but eat charcuterie and watch Christmas TV. Well, if I'm being 100% honest, I also had two cake breaks and the cake was this...
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Bean Box 12 Days of Coffee Day 12

Bean Box 12 Days of Coffee Day 12

It's the last day of coffee!! Which also means it's Christmas.  Which also means I'm gonna be spending all day watching many, many episodes of Christmas TV and eating charcuterie...
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Bean Box 12 Days of Christmas Coffee: Day 11

Bean Box 12 Days of Christmas Coffee: Day 11

It's Christmas Eve and I ain't got no plans for tomorrow. That's not true. I'm making a baked brie and charcuterie. I also plan to watch as many episodes of Holiday television...
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Bean Box 12 Days of Christmas Coffee: Day 10

Bean Box 12 Days of Christmas Coffee: Day 10

I watched the new Matrix movie last night and I honestly am not 100% sure on the name. That's not to say that I don't enjoy the Matrix movies. In fact...
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