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Weirdest In-Game Ad Phenomenon I've Noticed in a While

Weirdest In-Game Ad Phenomenon I've Noticed in a While

Celebrity Cameo Ads.    They make me feel really weird about life in general.  Cameo Ads in general, in my opinion, are a pretty strange flex.  Let me explain where...
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I Was Not Prepared for How Beautiful Radiators Are

I Was Not Prepared for How Beautiful Radiators Are

You may or may not know this, but we do not have central heating or air conditioning at the Professor Haus.  Now, in Florida, this is simply not tenable. I...
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I Did Every Single House and Scare Zone at HHN in just over 30 Minutes

I Did Every Single House and Scare Zone at HHN in just over 30 Minutes

I mean, I “did” them virtually, thanks to the suggestion of my friend Molls, but it was a really fun way to spend some time,  It was especially fun to...
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Cancelling Internet Should Not Be This Difficult

Cancelling Internet Should Not Be This Difficult

Especially when the damn company couldn't even install Internet at the Professor Haus! Let me back up.  See, when we moved in, our plan originally was to just transfer our...
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I Watched This ...Show(?) & I Can't Stop Thinking About It

I Watched This ...Show(?) & I Can't Stop Thinking About It

You may have heard of it. But probably not.  It's called "The Rehearsal" and it's on HBOMax, but I dunno if I would call it a show, per se.  It's...
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Feeding Wildlife Isn't All Fun & Games (AKA Today is NOT My Day)

Feeding Wildlife Isn't All Fun & Games (AKA Today is NOT My Day)

Welp, I didn't see Rube at all yesterday. Just had a chill evening with Ruby, as he hid nut after nut and fruit after fruit in increasingly far away places.  Seriously! I watched...
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Our Neighbor LOVES Fireworks

Our Neighbor LOVES Fireworks

Now, at the outset, it is important for me to say that nothing that follows comes from a place of mean-spiritedness. I am delighted that fireworks make him as happy...
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I Wrote an Entire Blog Post & The Internet Ate It

I Wrote an Entire Blog Post & The Internet Ate It

It was about tap dancing and I’ll rewrite it at some point, but that point is not today.  I am officially frustrated now and my focus needs to switch to...
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