Inside my Brain

Hi, I Went to an Estate Sale And I Bought an Entire Collection of Banana Stickers

Hi, I Went to an Estate Sale And I Bought an Entire Collection of Banana Stickers

Why?  I do not know.  They were just calling to me, man. I had to have 'em.  Let me back up a bit. You know me and Mickey, right? We're...
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Did You Also Grow Up With a Healthy Fear of Kangaroos?

Did You Also Grow Up With a Healthy Fear of Kangaroos?

I 100% did. I always heard, "don't get close to kangaroos. Yeah, they are cute and look cuddly, but they will punch a bitch." So, I always admired kangas and...
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Things I Love: My Red Knife

Things I Love: My Red Knife

If you've ever eaten a meal prepared by me in my home that requires any kind of chopping or slicing, it's likely that my red knife was joyfully employed in...
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Here Are My Oscar Picks!

Here Are My Oscar Picks!

This year, I have made every effort to see as many of the Academy Awards Nominees as humanly possible.  I've even gone to see one of nominees in the theater:...
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Here is a Type of Comedy I Do Not Understand

Here is a Type of Comedy I Do Not Understand

Making fun of people you love.  People who do this - you do realize that this is hurtful, right? Based on conversations I've had with multiple folks on this topic,...
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I Would Like to Tell You How I Prepare for a New Season of "Succession"

I Would Like to Tell You How I Prepare for a New Season of "Succession"

I do this with other shows too, but because of the way "Succession" has rolled out, I've done it the most times with this show.  And plus, I stopped being...
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Employers Have a Very Low Bar for Being Considered "Good"

Employers Have a Very Low Bar for Being Considered "Good"

I woke up thinking about this today.  A friend of mine recently started a new job and has been thrilled with it, because they feel like they are being appreciated by their...
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My Current Favorite Moisturizer is Bear Fat

My Current Favorite Moisturizer is Bear Fat

That is not a brand name.  I'm using actual bear fat.  I guess I should back up a bit, huh? So, I guess this new special interest in unusual moisturizing...
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