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I Am Meh On the Grammys

I Am Meh On the Grammys

Always have been.Probably always will be. Don't get me wrong, I'm still gonna watch 'em tomorrow, of course. I do love the spectacle of an over the top musical performance. The...
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The 2023 Oscar Nominations Were Announced Today and I Have Feels

The 2023 Oscar Nominations Were Announced Today and I Have Feels

Yes, in the middle of everything else that's going on, I'm still hype about awards season. Oscar day is my favorite holiday of the year, after all. Plus, when we...
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Are you also a sleeping rotisserie? I have discovered a new trick!

Are you also a sleeping rotisserie? I have discovered a new trick!

I decided i want to write this informercial style for some reason, so please bear with me.  Hey, you! Yeah you! Do you find yourself tossing and turning at night?...
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I... Think We Accidentally Ate a Meal in the David Lynch Dimension

I... Think We Accidentally Ate a Meal in the David Lynch Dimension

Things have been kind of big and heavy lately (there were no better words for me to use there) so I haven't been blogging as much as I'd like to be. ...
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Let's Talk About the Other RBF!

Let's Talk About the Other RBF!

Resting Bored Face. First off, Happy New Year and all that. I know I've been away for a bit. I went to a tiny town in Ontario called Forest so...
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Did You Know I Used to Be a Window Artist?

Did You Know I Used to Be a Window Artist?

It was in middle school, so don't get too excited. I'd almost completely forgotten about it myself, but something about this fresh blanket of snow that has fallen today reminded...
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Meet Ginger: Our Most Annoying Stuffie

Meet Ginger: Our Most Annoying Stuffie

Of course, we love her anyway.  She even has a place of honor in the rotunda of the Professor Haus, where she hangs with our other "annoying" stuffie Karen Hausman. ...
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I Feel A Lot of Shame About Holiday Decorations This Year

I Feel A Lot of Shame About Holiday Decorations This Year

The Professor Haus is just screaming for them, right? I have actual Christmas trees in my yard! MULTIPLE! LOOK!   The gentleman we bought the house from even left this...
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